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Newb Demotivational Poster


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.

PRETTY SURE.. - its called GENOCIDE ...newb

TAGS: funny newb noob genocide extinction
Rating: 2.25/5
james - May 2, 2009, 2:45 am
just to clear something up genocide is the mass killing of people by people for profit thats all.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:13 pm
A meteor striking the planet is called nothing, because there is no one left afterward to say anythi-...
RnR - October 29, 2008, 12:11 pm
objection your honor, we still have got Bruce Willis, a few nukes and a top secret space shuttle :) :)
Nobody - October 29, 2008, 12:03 pm
Correct - a meteor striking the planet is called the Apocalypse, or more commonly, "That's it, we're fucked."
Albertfrankenstein - August 17, 2008, 6:38 am
Pretty sure it's not, dumbass. Genocide is the killing of one race by another. A meteor? We call that "shit happens".


TAGS: tth newbettes
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sean - December 23, 2010, 11:57 am
(re: hilariious poster) I'm guessing her first ex is still in the witness protection program.
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
@E-H... Yep, that's my daughter's answer to everything lol
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 9:52 am
The amusing part to me is coming in after the fact, finding the conversation, but only one side of it. then you get to madlib the other side of the argument. Personally, I used the line, 'I like pie' for every answer.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 11:57 pm
Right on the head! lol
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
can't wait for the tinfoil hat conclusion to this episode
Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 10:25 pm
5L "Nuff Said"
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 9:47 pm
5 zingers from me
Reality Lord - December 16, 2010, 9:37 pm

yeah same one... i had to edit out the names and places to protect the incredibly stupid. nice job dog.
TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 7:19 pm
Is this the one that was rejected last night? I was wondering about that... BTW 5L
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 6:45 pm
That whole conversation was great!



TAGS: calm down newbie cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 8:33 pm
oh, so you slept with her/him
Fcastle357 - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
i mistakenly discovered this information in the worst possible way :S
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:51 am
fcastle keeps up on these things... I bet it ain't easy checking all those tranny sites daily.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 9:54 pm
Now why would I want to know that?
Fcastle357 - November 9, 2010, 9:25 pm
i hope Cubby knows that girls a transexual called Areeya :O

MODERATORS - Making enthusiastic newbies look nice from the time of their birth.... Oh, wait ... from the birth of time.



TAGS: newbie motifake kids
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RO - January 20, 2009, 11:08 pm
Cubbybear...you’re our OLDBIE...2000 posts coming!....lol
Cubbybear - January 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
Golly indeed


TAGS: newbie acceptance superstar
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
5L Icon. Very nicely done, this should be refered to any noob that starts to bitch about anything.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Magnificent! 5L!


TAGS: timmy s newbies safe
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:07 pm

tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2010, 6:53 pm
I realize this. It's quite good what I've got. Thanks.
Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Since the average is above 4.0, clearly some people gave you 5L's. Getting perfect 5's from a large number of people is really difficult. Check out the posters of a bunch of us, and you will see few with perfect scores.

IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.


TAGS: wrestlings world newbie arrogant knight
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Arrogant Knight - September 8, 2009, 5:08 am
Approve... Reject.... Approve... Approve. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. ;)

STUPID NEWB - You forgot to write something.

TAGS: newbs
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Yon


TAGS: newborn birth phrases
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 2:44 pm
Sometimes it good to know mom's love that face...the world would be much less populated if they didn't...teehee thanks for the 5L
JesusWept - April 29, 2013, 6:05 am
So true! My mum once showed me a photo of me when i was newborn. I nearly puked LOL. You get 5 points from me :))